A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of...– Men and Women quotes thats mostly true haha
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we...– Irony quotes
The perfect blossom is a rare thing. You could spend your life looking for one,...
Replace part of your tumblr name with 'cum'.
alecziscute: yourefilthyimgorgeous: yourefilthyimcum(ing) haha, had to add the -ing (via iateyourkid) cumiscute harderthanyoucum
Thank God you’re here… where have ya been bitch?” - Mr. G...
You make me,
You break me, You build me up, to tear me down. Just let me go.
Now I know they're gonna take my glory.
My Top Artists This Week have to be......
Breaking Benjamin Imogen Heap Public Enemy blink182 Asian Kung Fu Generation
angels & airwaves - the adventure. not their...
hide and seek
Where are we? What the hell is going on? The dust has only just begun to fall, Crop circles in the carpet, sinking, feeling. Spin me round again and rub my eyes. This can’t be happening. When busy streets a mess with people would stop to hold their heads heavy. Hide and seek. Trains and sewing machines. All those years they were here first. Oily marks appear on walls Where...
heylauren: harderthanyouthink: heylauren: It has before, probably recently too. It happens to friends of mine as well. It seems to be common, unfortunately. :s and one more thing, it might sound creeperish, can i facebook you? haha
heylauren: harderthanyouthink: heylauren: Ugh yeah, girls are just as bad. But no, we never did. yeah they are. but im sorry to hear that =[
heylauren: harderthanyouthink: heylauren: It has before, probably recently too. It happens to friends of mine as well. It seems to be common, unfortunately. :s im sorry to hear that. alot of girls are like that too. did you break up?
im liking this song a lot. its kinda girly i dont...
heylauren: YEAH! It’s fun to ditch your girlfriend so you can go get wasted and pretend to be single! Seems to be one of your favorite habits. Maybe you’ll get to stop pretending and do it for real now. Then everybody wins. that happened to you?
For me… apples[are like cigarettes and liquor for humans. If I’m deprived I go...– Ryuk
ENEMA... blink182 was definitely high when they...
An enema (plural enemata or enemas) is the procedure of introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus
"Summer Heights High: Episode #1.1" (2007)
Doug Peterson: Well, I've gotta tell you it's not appropriate.
Jonah Takalua: It's not appropriate because he's a homo.
Doug Peterson: Was it fun for Ben?
Jonah Takalua: Yes. He just didn't get that it was fun. We weren't even bullying him sir. We just Punk'd him. I said "You got Punk'd" afterwards and he didn't even get it.
Doug Peterson: I don't get it what does that mean? Punk'd?
Jonah Takalua: It's a show, sir. It's a TV show. Don't you even watch TV?
Doug Peterson: Ben says you were the ring leader, Jonah, That it was...
Jonah Takalua: Bullshit.
Doug Peterson: -You who threw his bag over the train line...
Jonah Takalua: Yea, becasue it was supposed to be a joke. He didnt laugh.
Doug Peterson: How is it Ok for you to bully Ben?
Jonah Takalua: Cause hes a Ranga.
Doug Peterson: A What?
Jonah Takalua: A Ranga sir. Cause hes got red hair. Orangotang, thats what we call him.
Doug Peterson: and does that make it Ok for him to be bullied, because he has red hair?
Jonah Takalua: Well, people are racist to FOB's...
Leon: To us.
Jonah Takalua: -So, so we can be racist to Ranga's.
Doug Peterson: But red-heads arent a race, Jonah.
Leon: But sir, theres heaps of them. There everywhere.
Doug Peterson: Do you want this to go to Miss Murray.
Jonah Takalua: [to Ben] Take a joke. Dont you even know what Punk'd is.
Doug Peterson: Do you want to come back after school and try this again, or are you gonna look at Ben and say sorry Ben.
Jonah Takalua: Sorry homo.
Doug Peterson: No Jonah thats not acceptable. Try again.
Jonah Takalua: Sorry
Jonah Takalua: Ranga.
Doug Peterson: Jonah, you are going to acknowledge Ben as a human being. Now look at him and say sorry Ben.
Jonah Takalua: [Yells] Sorry Ben.
Doug Peterson: No Jonah. Politely and properly apologize to Ben.
Jonah Takalua: Ok I'll look at him.
Doug Peterson: Yes.
Jonah Takalua: Shake his hand.
Doug Peterson: Yes and say sorry Ben.
Jonah Takalua: Sorry Ben. Motherfucker
Jonah Takalua: .
Doug Peterson: No Jonah.
Jonah Takalua: He's a fucking homo.
I dig my toes into the sand
The ocean looks like a thousand diamonds strewn across a blue blanket I lean against the wind, pretend that I am weightless And in this moment I am happy Happy I wish you were here I lay my head onto the sand The sky resembles a back-lit canopy with holes punched in it I’m counting UFO’s, I signal them with my lighter And in this moment I am happy I wish you were here The...
You get a lot of attention if you just play it straight,– John Currin (via snakelinksonic)
[about having sex with Summer for the first time] Ryan, I was Nemo, and I just...
The general consensus seems to be that I don’t act at all.” - Gary...–
having my history class outside
faketales: perfect :) <3 i hate you, why do u get to go outside lol
four hours of sleep last night
to watch 8 episodes of season 1 of “The OC”
There are no vampires in ‘Twilight’… just sparkly...